The Job Centre Blues
(Nice work... If you can get it!)
Twelve trainee baker vacancies,
To raise much kneaded bread.
Eleven Chef de parties,
To keep our clients fed.
Ten Technicians wanted,
NVQ, or same,
Nine Administrators,
By major, leading name.
Eight Computer Salesmen,
To service Apple Macs.
Seven Civil Engineers,
Apply by phone or fax.
Six nimble-fingered packers,
For bright and busy work.
Five enterprising Engineers,
Apply to Captain Kirk.
Four Forensic Scientists,
With ambition and with drive,
Three Secretaries (Temp or Perm),
To work from nine till five.
Two top-class closers (Urgent),
For double-glazing firm,
One Minister for Employment,
May only be short term.
*Please sign every alternate Wednesday between 12.30 and 1 o’clock. Failure to do so
may result in your benefit being delayed. Next…
Twelve trainee baker vacancies,
To raise much kneaded bread.
Eleven Chef de parties,
To keep our clients fed.
Ten Technicians wanted,
NVQ, or same,
Nine Administrators,
By major, leading name.
Eight Computer Salesmen,
To service Apple Macs.
Seven Civil Engineers,
Apply by phone or fax.
Six nimble-fingered packers,
For bright and busy work.
Five enterprising Engineers,
Apply to Captain Kirk.
Four Forensic Scientists,
With ambition and with drive,
Three Secretaries (Temp or Perm),
To work from nine till five.
Two top-class closers (Urgent),
For double-glazing firm,
One Minister for Employment,
May only be short term.
*Please sign every alternate Wednesday between 12.30 and 1 o’clock. Failure to do so
may result in your benefit being delayed. Next…
