Granny D's Swingers & Swappers Association
Tired old hags and sweaty-arsed husbands are fine for crawling into bed with on a week night, but you don't really want to be handled by them on a weekend as well, do you?
That being the case, why not give Granny D's Swingers and Swappers nights a bash? I can't promise a leg-over with a gorgeous babe or a sexy hunk every night, being as that some poor bugger has to get lumbered with a fellow member's revolting other half from time to time, but it's swings and roundabouts, Sweetie, such is life.
There's plenty to keep you entertained too... Role-play, Fancy Dress, Kinky Fridays (including BDSM, Water Sports, Spanking and Bondage, etc.) as well as a complimentary glass of bubbly and an open buffet. We also cater for vegetarians, so you can pretty much guarantee that there'll be one or two skinny muchachas on show, if that's your thing.
That being the case, why not give Granny D's Swingers and Swappers nights a bash? I can't promise a leg-over with a gorgeous babe or a sexy hunk every night, being as that some poor bugger has to get lumbered with a fellow member's revolting other half from time to time, but it's swings and roundabouts, Sweetie, such is life.
There's plenty to keep you entertained too... Role-play, Fancy Dress, Kinky Fridays (including BDSM, Water Sports, Spanking and Bondage, etc.) as well as a complimentary glass of bubbly and an open buffet. We also cater for vegetarians, so you can pretty much guarantee that there'll be one or two skinny muchachas on show, if that's your thing.
Now that's what I call Fair Trade... why have instant when you can have a smooth, creamy latte?
Cumming soon...
A singles night has been pencilled in for next month, so get your name down quick-sticks!
*Please remember to bring your own toys, equipment and costumes.
There is a very reasonable admission charge to cover the cost of the buffet, lubricants, laundry service and stubborn stain removers.
A singles night has been pencilled in for next month, so get your name down quick-sticks!
*Please remember to bring your own toys, equipment and costumes.
There is a very reasonable admission charge to cover the cost of the buffet, lubricants, laundry service and stubborn stain removers.
Don't forget to ask for your FREE sample pack!
We also like to promote health and wellbeing too, so don't forget to ask for your FREE SAMPLE PACK, which consists of three assorted flavoured condoms (courtesy of Sandra from the family planning clinic), a sample of 'Kiss My Body' masage oil, a pirated copy of the Kama Sutra on DVD, two AA batteries (fits most models), and a personal hygiene leaflet.
For more information, email grannyd10@virginmedia.com *Please remember to send in a recent photo so we're not matching a Cheryl Cole with an Albert Steptoe.
Ciao
Granny D - 'D is for Discretion'
For more information, email grannyd10@virginmedia.com *Please remember to send in a recent photo so we're not matching a Cheryl Cole with an Albert Steptoe.
Ciao
Granny D - 'D is for Discretion'
Notice Board
For the next four weeks, cross-dressing Wednesdays are to be moved to Tuesdays due to the Keighley Town Hall refurbishment. This is in response to a request submitted by Mr. Crossly of the Town Planning Department, who pointed out that most of his colleagues were enrolling on thumb-twiddling seminars (ergonomics, management techniques, and how to deal with stress, etc;) to coincide with the restoration work. My apologies to Keighley CID, who also have a number of attendees on Wednesdays.
We would like to offer a warm welcome to Geoff from the Keighley St. John's Ambulance Brigade, who joined us last Friday... hoped you like the bondage sesh, Geoff (I just hope you didn't steal those bandages - only jesting!) Anyhoo, Geoff will be a fine addition to our group as he has offered his services in the event of any unforseen mishaps and, unfortunately, there have been one or two, as Colin and Dave will recall with the hamster incident.
We would like to offer a warm welcome to Geoff from the Keighley St. John's Ambulance Brigade, who joined us last Friday... hoped you like the bondage sesh, Geoff (I just hope you didn't steal those bandages - only jesting!) Anyhoo, Geoff will be a fine addition to our group as he has offered his services in the event of any unforseen mishaps and, unfortunately, there have been one or two, as Colin and Dave will recall with the hamster incident.
