Pink, Punk, Fizz!

Pink gin in a flask…
Typically uncouth!
Who else would have a shrine
Dedicated to Uncle Sam?
He keeps a portion of tipsy cake
in a Tupperware container,
Inside his old wax jacket,
just for emergencies - he says.
Hip, he prefers to be described as,
though I, personally,
refuse to tolerate his collection
of punk rock memorabilia.
Two rusty safety pins and dried
spit in a matchbox
wasn't how I remember the late seventies.
He still wears a crombie because
he likes people to think he's controversial.
Mind you, I suppose he is still my brother…
and he does make a mean spritzer.